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If you are in a long term relationship
or marriage, all I have to say is 'no shit'. You knew that was going
to happen before you got involved! I have never understood why men are
so difficult when it comes to sacrificing aspects of their life. To
me it seems to be common knowledge, but it doesn't seem to be. There
are a lot of reasons why you wouldn't sacrifice your every waking
moment to your lover. We all have stresses that build up in life.
Work isn't fun everyday, the car don't run properly every day, some
days it is hot as hell outside and that can make a monk pissed off.
You need to blow off some steam.
Drink some beers with buddies,
shoot some pool, go out to the wet t-shirt contest and watch them
giggle their boobies. We need to get our minds off of things. Men are
like dogs, we are pack animals. We need to run with the pack and howl
at the moon. Relieving stress is good for both you and your lover.
This way you aren't biting off her head every damn minute you can.
On the other hand, now you are a big boy.
You have decided that you want
to settle down and enjoy a long term relationship. With that comes
responsibilities. No way around that. You want sex and she wants
someone to run their fingers through her hair. She is like a high
performance car. You have to check everything and tweak it often to
make sure it purrs the way you want it to. Your woman is like that
too. You have to understand that your woman has a mental stop watch in
her mind counting every minute you spend away from her. You are hers
now, oh boy you are. You are a puppet with a string coming out your
ass and she is on the other end.
Some things in life we put up with because we have to. There isn't
any other choice. This is one of them. Better get used to it and
buying tampons if you want to be in a long term relationship. It is
only fair that you give up some of your play time for your woman. She
deservers it.
She puts up will all your
shit each day. Why not give it to her? There are many ways that you
can still go out with your buddies and bring the old lady along.
While that may make your testicles curl, you don't need someone to tag
along to make sure you keep in the straight and narrow. It can be a
great way to relax and get out amongst your guy friends.
Why not take the women
along while bowling? If they don't want to bowl let them go have a
drink or play video games. Just because they are there, doesn't mean
they will be in your hair. I'm sure after a little while they will
find their niche and go enjoy it. If nothing else, allow her to be
the driver on the way home. Get yourself good and plastered and you
won't mind that she is there.
Go to a concert
with your buddies and her. The music will be so loud you won't even
be able to think about her. You will be too busy watching the boobies
bounce as the young ladies dance by you. A great way to get away and
look at the chicks is to go get a beer or something to eat. You know
those lines are going to be very long. Might as well take advantage
of it. Take her to sporting events. Kind of the same thing as the
concert. Everyone will be cheering so loud, even if she yells at the
top of her lungs you won't hear her. If the game sucks, go get
something to drink. The lines will keep you away from her for a long
time.
I would suggest to you
that you allow at least one night a month to go out with your friends
alone without the old lady. If she can't handle this, tell her to get
a grip. You need to get away some. You can suckle her breast like a
child your whole life. |
